Tuesday, October 13, 2009

JRR Tolkien would be proud

Hey all, by which I obviously mean my four dedicated readers. Who anxiously check this blog hoping beyond hope that this is the month I decided to post for the sixth time in 2009. And clearly love me far more than I deserve. Though this love has not manifested itself in anything resembling an offer to clean my condo, nor drive me to the grocery store.

(sigh)

As usual, I digress, albeit more whiningly than usual.

No comments, please.

Where was I? Oh, right. Continuing this blog's strongest theme, I'm back and promising to write more frequently than historically has been the case. Laugh if you've heard this one before. Mostly it's just a case of me being really bored, and deciding that it's been too long since I've written anything longer than a Facebook status update, or more interesting than a cover letter. We'll have some new features, some positive mental attitude, and also as usual, overly descriptive stories about trying to go to the gym and failing. Get excited!